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Hello, everyone! I'm Tetsuya, and you're watching "Hell's Kitchen"!
Today, we have two young men from CUSSY, who are proud of their Tokaido movies.
I'm sure young men like manga and anime,
but there's a really cool scene that I like.
Hey, you! You're listening anyway, aren't you?!
They're not there, but they're saying something to someone who knows about their situation.
- There's that scene, right? - Yeah.
- That's really cool, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.
- So today, we're going to do that for you two. - Ooh!
From now on, me and Ryo-kun will be manipulated by a certain someone's dark power.
We'll be manipulated dolls.
So you two will look at me and Ryo-kun,
and guess who's manipulating you two.
- It's a quiz for young men. - Oh, a quiz for young men!
So it's a quiz for young men.
It's written in the first half and second half.
In the first half, Ryo will participate.
- In the second half, I'll be manipulated by a certain someone. - Okay!
It's written in the second half and second half.
- That's right, I'll touch the baton. There's a generational change happening there. - I see.
- So the one we're fishing for is here, right? - I wonder if he's not here.
- I don't know if he's giving us instructions with some kind of telepathic power or if he's already brainwashed, but we're fishing. - That's amazing.
- So I think we shouldn't look at our ears too much. - I see.
- So now we're going to be manipulated by the power of darkness and make dumplings. - What?! Dumplings?!
- We're going to mess up the meat and roll it up and cook it. It's such a vicious dish. - Yes.
- Just looking at it makes me... I don't know. I want us to eat it with gratitude. - I don't know if we're manipulated or not.
- Certainly, the viewers may think that Tetsuya and Shimizu are talking about interesting things right now, but it's fun, right? - Yeah.
- Like, "Who's really giving out instructions?" - It could be someone who hasn't given out a name or a face at all.
- It could be a writer. - That's right. It could be that all of these statements are scripts.
- Tetsuya and I are high school classmates? - Who is this guy?! I don't know him!
- I think it's very important for the viewers to see who's manipulating you behind your back, so I hope you'll think about it with me this time.
- Do you think there are viewers? - Huh?
- I think there are fans of you in the comments. - Huh? There are, right?
- I have no one. - Who's a friend of you?!
- No one's there. - Who are you facing at?!
- Me? Huh? Who are you?!
- Wait... Oh, no!
- Hey, by the power of darkness, you'll...
- Turn 90 degrees to the right!
- You said it!
- And by the power of darkness, the table will be vertical!
- No, no! Not like that! Not like that!
- Like... like... like...
- Oh, I see! I see!
- Hello! - Hello!
- It's time for "Tonkai Yonyai Cooking"! - Yes!
- What are we making today? - Today we're making dumplings!
- Okay! We've prepared the ingredients here. - Okay!
- Shall we wash our hands first? - Yes!
- How is it? Is it okay like this? - No...
- Please stop... - It's still new...
- Oh! - Oh!
- Please stop... - Please stop...
- He's getting instructions. - Okay, let's get started!
Okay, what should we do first?
- Oh, it's waiting time now. - Yes!
- It's waiting time for the instructions. - Please be careful!
- Oh, it's here! You're in a hurry! - Your personality is dangerous!
- Oh, you're in a hurry! - It's dangerous, so please get out of the way!
- I've never seen it like this. - I've never seen it like that either.
- It's dangerous! - I'm counting on you!
- Oh, okay! I understand! - It's dangerous, so I'll just cut it off.
- I think it's a modest bokeh.
- The knife is dangerous, so I'll use a modest bokeh.
- Among the limited number of cards,
- I don't use this bokeh.
- You're pretty careful, aren't you? - No, I can't do this.
- I can't think because I'm rushing too much.
- How many cards should we make? - Let's decide by rock-paper-scissors.
- Then let's decide by rock-paper-scissors. - By rock-paper-scissors?
- By rock-paper-scissors. - Oh, I see!
- How do we decide by rock-paper-scissors? - How do we decide by rock-paper-scissors?
- We'll decide by rock-paper-scissors.
- If you win, we'll make ten. - If I win, we'll make ten.
- If you win, we'll make fifty.
- I hope it's ten! - Isn't it quite a lot?
- This is hard! - Okay, okay.
- Ready, set, go! - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- You're making forty! - Oh, no!
- This is too complicated. - Let me smell your hands.
- No.
- It stinks! - It stinks!
- Well, it's a vegetable, so... - It's a vegetable, so...
- It doesn't smell. - It doesn't smell.
- Seriously, fifty is a hassle! - Then let's do it again.
- Let's do it again. - Okay.
- If you win, we'll make ten. - If you win, we'll make ten.
- If Ryo wins, we'll make fifty. - If Ryo wins, we'll make fifty.
- If Ryo wins... - You said "Ryo"!
- You said it!
- It's fifty again! - Don't leave fifty!
- We'll make chives next. - What should we do with this cabbage? - Should we eat it?
- It's here! - Is it good? - It's good!
- Should we eat chives? - Should we eat chives? - No, you eat it first.
- You eat it first, Ryo. - I don't want it. - I'll peel it for you. - It's better to eat it raw. - I'll peel it for you.
- Is it good? - Is it good? - It's good!
- When Ryo and Mushi were around, he was the type of person who would tease Mushi. - I see!
- Now, we'll mix minced pork and vegetables. - I think this ratio will determine the taste of gyoza. - How many pieces of meat will you use? - How many pieces of meat...
- One piece of vegetable. - One piece of vegetable and meat? - Nine pieces of meat. - I wish you had said that earlier.
- I knew it. - Nine pieces of meat and vegetables.
- I'll use all the meat. It'll be a lot of meat. - You ate too much! - What should we do with this? - Mushi will eat it. - Mushi will eat it.
Okay, Ryo-san, here you go.
Please put the seasoning on it.
Seriously, only one person is singing?
Oh, no, no, no, no, Ryo-san!
This way, this way, this way!
Ryo-san!
Nowadays, there's a food loss problem and stuff like that.
But I think this is a good chance.
What do you want me to do?
I thought you were going to go up in rank.
What chance?
No way!
A chance to make it delicious.
Let's do something about it.
Okay, let's do it together.
Let's do it together.
One, two...
Wow, Ryo-kun, your hands are big.
Your funny points have changed.
Your wireless hands are small.
That's right.
Make them small.
You are cute.
Thank you.
It's a pleasure for me.
Let me compare your hands.
You are cute.
I see. Thank you.
I'm excited.
That's about it.
You are excited, aren't you?
What?
I'm not excited about cooking.
I might be excited about girls.
You wash your hands a lot, don't you?
What?
You wash your hands a lot, don't you?
Because I'm cooking.
Don't you dry your hands?
I wash my hands with hand cream recently.
I wash my hands with mayonnaise recently.
I see.
You wash your hands a lot, don't you?
It might be cold, isn't it?
Do you like it?
You are lovely.
Thank you.
You are lovely.
Do you drink beer?
I don't drink beer.
By the way, we have finished cooking gyozas and testicles.
From now on, we will wrap them with 50 pieces of gyozas and testicles.
Thank you very much.
Is it over?
You are cute and funny.
I have a question for you.
Yes, I have a question for you.
You were not controlling the gyozas and testicles.
Who did it?
By the way, you can choose four people from all over the world depending on the existence of the spirit of light.
That's amazing!
Please choose four people.
The first one is...
- Oh, that's... - Oh, that's what we're supposed to do.
- Is it okay? - Is it okay?
- Emily. - Oh, I see.
- Number two, Aizu. - Oh, Aizu.
- Number three, Risa Sekine. - Oh.
- Number four, Mikipon. - You're out!
- You're out!
- When I heard it, I thought of Aizu. - Me too.
- I thought of Aizu. - Yeah.
- If we do it together, it's Aizu. - Yeah.
- Aizu, let's do it together. - Yeah.
- Oh, man. - Oh, man.
- So, is it okay? - Yes!
- Please. - The one who was shouting out "Ryo",
- Aizu! - Aizu!
- Please put your phone on speaker and call from there. - Oh!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Aizu! You shouted out "Ryo" a lot.
- I know!
- I'm sorry. - Oh!
- It's Aizu! - You did it.
- I knew it. - Oh, I didn't think you'd find out.
- When you say "Ryontaku", you know it. - I know it.
- It was beautiful. - It was elegant.
- It was very elegant. - I should have called you more.
- Yeah. - Aizu, I want to call you more.
- If you're going to play "Mushitaro" as "Yogoshi", - Yeah.
- you should play either "Mitton" or "Aizu". - Yeah.
- You shouldn't hurt "Ryo". - Yeah.
- You shouldn't "Yogoshi" "Ryo-kun" either. - Yeah.
- When will you do it?
- I'll do my best. - I'll do my best.
- You should do your best for the next episode. - Yeah.
- Please look forward to it. - Please look forward to it.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Now, let's move on to the second question. - Okay!
- Well, nowadays, people are more like spiritual angels or fairies than demons. - Yes, yes.
- This time, I've been attracted to demons a lot. - That's what you said in the beginning.
- I think you'll know soon. - I'm looking forward to it.
- Now, let's make the dumplings. By the way, this is really your day off today. - Oh!
- Yes, please enjoy it. - Thank you!
- Now, we've made the dumplings. - Yes!
- We're going to make 50 dumplings. - Yes!
- What should we say first? - I'm Fischer's's Dama!
- No, you're not. You're not a beetle.
- You're not a beetle. - I'm not a beetle.
- I called my mother and pretended to hang up the phone and said, "Cut off your nails!" - Mother?!
- "Cut off your nails!" - I said, "Cut off your nails!"
- It's okay to call now.
- Can I call you now? - Later.
- I said, "Cut off your nails!" - Later is okay.
- Now, we have to finish up our day. - Is it over?
- We have to eat lunch. - My credit code.
- My role is Bread 1 Dorado, and I will be Bread 1. - Yes, my role is Bread 1 Dorado, and I will be Bread 1.
- Wait a minute. We have to finish up our day. - What? What?
- We have to finish up our day. - We have to finish up our day.
- What? What? - We have to eat a lot of ice cream.
- It's important to make gyozas. - It's important to make gyozas!
- Oh, I see. - It's important to make gyozas.
- Oh, I see. - Why?
- Stop it! Stop it! This is definitely not gyozas. - It's perfect! It's perfect!
- Wow, it's perfect! - Perfect? What's perfect?
- First, we put our glasses in the river, right? - First, we put our glasses in the river, right?
- We put it in the river and wrap it in ice cream for now. - We put it in the river and wrap it in ice cream for now.
- Wow, this gyoza's left and right are like Dainchi. - Wow, this gyoza's left and right are like Dainchi.
- Stop it! Stop it! - Let's get some tea from the fridge.
- Let's drink a quarter of it.
- While you're drinking, get some wheat flour. - While you're drinking, get some wheat flour.
- Stop it! Stop it! - Stop it! Stop it!
- My stomach's growling! - Stop it! Stop it!
- Put some on your head and surprise yourself. - Surprise yourself.
- Wow! That's surprising! - Surprised! What? What is it?
- Put more on your face. - Put more on your face.
- He'll say it himself. - He'll say it himself.
- Wow! That's surprising! - It looks like a crispy gyoza.
- It's a crab.
- It's a crab! - It's a crab!
sinners..
sinners are still desires..
serpent of carving..
Bayou!
Was that too much?
Go and nod your head.
When you nod..
we following..
Now I'm really leaving..
I hate you saying goodbye..
Never get up!
Help me!
Let's see tap dance's dream..
Oh! Oh! It moved out!
I'm leaving it. I'm leaving it out. I'm leaving it out.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I remember seeing this.
Is it blue-skinned?
What do you mean?
We should have used that.
Blue-skinned.
What is this?
Is this a torture device? It's dangerous.
Do you want to use it?
Do you want me to put it in your mouth?
Do you want me to use it?
It hurts.
I'm going to make it.
Time is up!
Wait a minute.
Can I say one last thing?
What is it?
I'm going to put salad oil on my body.
And I'm going to rotate it with my back.
After that, I'm going to clean up my house with DAISON's vacuum cleaner.
I'm going to make a lot of dumplings.
I'm going to put olive oil on my body.
What is it?
I'm going to rotate it with my back.
What is it?
I'm going to rotate it with my back.
Is this what you said at the end?
I have a superior existence.
But I'm not doing it on my own will.
I'm glad you said that.
First, HIKARU.
I didn't know you were like that.
You're amazing.
Second, SOMATRAN.
I'm sure you'll get in here.
Third, HAJIME.
Fourth, TOSHIMITSU.
The original song is being broadcast now.
I'm glad you said that.
I was impatient.
I didn't know you were like that.
Go ahead.
I'm gonna say it.
Okay.
What you know is...
"TOSHIMITSU's original song" is now available on every music site!
I see.
"TOSHIMITSU's original song" is now available on every music site.
Okay.
Please put it on the table as speaker.
"TOSHIMITSU's original song" is now available on every music site!
I know it!
"TOSHIMITSU's original song" is now available on every music site!
You idiot!
Stop it!
It was the other way around to choose.
I did it for you, but you did it for me.
You idiot!
I put a lot of elements in it.
No, no, no.
No matter what you put in it, you can't have a big heart.
Oh, I see.
And you didn't say where the bread was.
I feel sorry for you.
I thought you would say "credit" or "honesty" or something like that.
"TOSHIMITSU's original song" is now available on every music site!
Okay, you two have power to look up and down.
Yes.
Isn't it okay for us to be the main characters of "SHONEN JUMP"?
Yes, of course!
Anyway, you'll definitely eat this gyoza for lunch today.
Make me a sandwich.
Okay, you two have power to look up and down.
Yes, of course!
Okay, you might be thinking, "Is there someone behind all of this?"
If you think about it like that, the world might look complicated and profound.
You might not be fascinated by its simple appearance.
But you don't have to look up and down like that.
You don't have to look up and down like that.
[Until No one sees our mistakes]
[They'll laugh at us because we're in trouble]
Ok, guys, is it okay?
Everything was OK.
Is it okay like this?
I prepared a lot for this stream.
Ah, thank you.
It was like we were really talking on the phone.
Now that we have time, we can just keep on repeating this.
Yes, I understand. Thank you.
When should we do this next?
8 in the morning.
8 in the morning? That's early.
Take care.
Excuse me, can I get a hotel room?
Hotel room?
But you're going home by plane, right?
If it's 8 in the morning...
It's not that early.
If you don't make it in time, you can go home by plane.
Okay, I got it.
Okay, take care.
Take care, everyone.
Thank you.
You too, Shizuya.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Did you get caught up in it?